If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Anyone Else Collect Keychains?

When I was about 4 years old a family friend gave me a bunch of old keys. Over the years I collected various keys and key chains. I was a weird kid.

The keys that started it all. There are Toyota, Volvo, and old GM and Ford keys on here among random house keys.


Some of my favorite key chains:

.50 caliber bullet I received as a gift from a friend.

A brass diving helmet I got from Mystic Seaport as a kid.


The Manticore. I have no idea where this came from and I don't even remember owning it.


And GRIMMMMMMMMY! I think my Aunt got me this.


I haven't really added to this in the past 10-15 years. Mostly because it barely fits in the old lunch box I keep it in. Which happens to be one of the coolest lunchboxes ever.

Share This Story