Or is it time for the tin-foil hat?
Had a face to face converstaion with my father-in law the other day about a problem he was having with a touch-screen lock the other day. He was saying they go through batteries in a few days instead of the months they claim, and he keeps returning them.
I asked “Kwikset?” He said, “No, Schlage.” I said “Oh, cool”
I left the conversation wondering what it looked like.