I’m just asking for a friend. You don’t know him. He lives in Canada and doesn’t post on Oppo. His dad’s an astronaut. They told me that if I visit I can go for a ride on the shuttle.

My friend’s keyboard functions fine, and the keys aren’t sticky, but the compromised keys aren’t as clicky, which is very important for this friend, because they learned to type on a typewriter and they refuse to buy a new MacBook because the shitty new keyboards are too silent (and also don’t have any gaps between the keys, which is completely fucking stupid and makes touch typing impossible).