Some guy recently stopped me in a parking lot and tried to sell a really niceĀ projector to me for a hundred bucks. The thing was worth like $1500 on ebay, and I verified that myself. I was like... sure, let me go to the ATM and then we can plug it in to make sure it works.

Ha. Nope.

He told me we canā€™t open it, because then he canā€™t sell it as new. Okay, dude, but Iā€™m willing to buy it. Either we open it and I buy it, or you couldnā€™t have sold it as new in the first place. But no, he was really insistent that I had to buy it without ever seeing inside the box. Hard pass.