A Voters Guide to the Cool Wall

Anything I can't afford: Seriously Uncool

Anything that's 10 years old and I still can't afford: Uncool

The brand new top-of-the-line version of my own 10 year old car: Cool

Nothing is ever Sub Zero because I'm such a connoisseur that I can find faults in every vehicle based on what I hear on the internet.

...at least that's how I do it.