Basically, they will down a beer every time Neymar falls over. There are going to be some devastatingly trashed Belgians today.

Now that I think about it, what do Belgians drink normally? When I was there years ago I was focused on trappist/abbey beers and that shit is way too strong to drink continuously. If I need a utility beer I can drink all day, it’s PBR all the way for me. What’s the Belgian equivalent? Stella?