“I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone.”
“I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone.”

Well, surgery went sideways... they attempted to do it laparoscopically but couldn’t, so they has to go back and make a big cut. All said and done I was under for almost 5 hours. Apparently my appendix was about ready to explode.

So after surgery, I learned a fun new fact about myself - I’m immune to opiates! They pumped me up with Delauded, Morphine, and Fentanyl and it did jack and shit. This was around midnight and I haven’t slept a wink since and I’m feeling a little cranky.

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Also, F an NT Tube! At least, I think thats whatits called. Its a tube they shove up your nose and navigate down to your stomach to pump out any bile or mucus that back flows. Its gross and nasty and I had virtually zero back flow and was ready to have it out at 0230 this morning. I just got it out a few minutes ago. And it was gross.

But hey, at least I improved my power to weight ratio by shedding unnecessary mass. Colin Chapmin would approve!

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