Several years ago I stayed in a swanky hotel in Switzerland and in the bathroom they had little bottles of Bvlgari shampoo. It smelled exactly how I figure a rich European would smell. I looked them up and it’s $64 a bottle on Amazon. My current shampoo smells like Pez (the candy), and at the pharmacies all I see are fruity scents or aimed at women. Do any Opponaughts know of the finer points of mens’ shampoo? I want to smell like a rich European again.

Ferrari 335 for your time.