Walter White/Rusty Ventures/hipster bro, hipster chick, burnt out 80's hair metal cover band lead singer, and a guy with early onset Alzheimer's?
I don't think the hipsters can afford to buy new cars, (Walter White could, but he's the one who knocks, not really someone to drive a Civic. Rusty Ventures certainly wouldn't be caught dead in one). I'm really positive that not-quite-Sammy Hagar will have the money either. That leaves the poor confused person for the salesman to prey on. How could you live with yourself, Chris Gomez? Shame on you, Honda, for showing that your monstrous salesmen train in the desert to think that their costumers are nothing but cardboard objects.