As much as I’ve railed against these things, I suddenly want one.

Test drove this jewel yesterday. 9.7 mpg and I didn’t even get on it. My fuel cost alone would run $250/month. Clearly this would not be a wise financial decision. Fwiw, this one has the 5.3.

This black one has the turbo six for the same price.

Then there’s always this penis extension for $75K.

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