As I was cruising down the street, minding my own business, I was suddenly blinded by a bright flash of silver from down the street. As I slowed down, I noticed that the source of this blindingly bright light was some chromed out Eclipse. Whatever, I thought, until I drove past and saw the front of this piece of debauchery. Now, I'm a tame guy. I don't usually push my own opinions on people, but I have no words other than "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!"
Oh and I asked the owner if I could take a picture. He let me. This has to be a publicity thing, right? Right? RIGHT? Have you guys seen anything this bad before? Let me know!