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...Like Morticia and Gomez.

Watching Addams Family Values with the minions.

And then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!”

“Our parents are having a baby, too.”

“They had sex.”

Plus, Joan Cusack.


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