Went out to my car today and found this minivan parked with their license plate pushed into my bumper. I know I drive a crappy looking Miata, but what makes a person think they have a right to make the paint on my bumper worse?

I had to just drive away. It was either that or bust out their headlights, and I decided I'd rather not go to jail today. Also there were wide open spaces less than a quarter of a block away. Lazy fucking asshole.