Pulling into my apartment complex, and the only spot open is right next to this Ford. A little frustrating, but I can fit, so I pull in. There's a child seat on the side my Volvo is on, so "hopefully they don't have their kid with them", I said to myself. If they do, then maybe that will be a lesson to them.
The best part is that after I pulled in, I noticed that they had already been left a mean note. (It wasn't me, I swear!) Sorry I didn't catch the last line in my potato, it just says "learn how to park".