Coming home from a late night and I got cut off from some asshole in his brand-new 760il asshole-mobile. I wish I thought to burn his retinas with my highbeams.

And then I was stuck behind some moron in a CR-V who was not only going just a tad below the speed limit but when it finally opened up to two lanes he not only started hogging the left lane but managed to block the right as well.

Goddamn I fucking hate Colorado drivers.