At an Elementary School Field Day

Lots of 5th graders are more than 5 feet tall, and many of them run like they’re not yet used to their legs being so long. One dad in cutoff camo pants and a tank top is walking around with a SunDrop in a Budweiser coozie. I went out to the car to grab a Vitamin Water (Zero XXX) and he was sitting in a black Trans Am with the t-tops out. Tan interior 6-speed. He kind of rules .

Illustration for article titled At an Elementary School Field Day

Share This Story

Get our newsletter