I just got home, and holy butts, I had a good time. You guys were a great bunch to competitive sightsee with. And since we’re nerds, here are the numbers I generated today:

Time behind the wheel: 10 hours 26 minutes

Distance travelled: 358 miles

Average MPG in OPPO Rally conditions: 22.7

Gambling losses: $4.40

Cupcakes given as a bribe: 1 (but it’s really nice it’s Guinness chocolate cake with Bailey’s and Jameson frosting)

Damage sustained: 1 door mirror trim piece, source of damage unknown

This is what you must endure if you wish to live the Oppo Rally lifestyle.

Goodnight, everybody!

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