My boss's wife (who also "works" here) told me to go home so I wouldn't spread whatever it is to everyone. This is the same woman who, just last week, showed up in full flu mode with her full flu mode daughter. Yeah, I can't really afford to take even one day off without pay. That's how close my bills are. Also, why should I be punished because she brought the plague to work?
Anyway, happy Monday! Have some antique hot rod fire truck porn.