Just look at this piece of shit. A hot German mess on wheels. This gross and disgusting Panamera continues to blight your 10 car garage while the new hotness is already on Porsche dealer lots across the country. No. This won’t do.

For the sake of your social life and well being, you MUST get to the dealer and deal with this problem. I suggest you dump your hideous and not at all desirable Panameras immediately. En masse. Show the market your displeasure by flooding it with horrible Panameras no one wants anymore. The prices will drop like a stone after that, which is totally not why I’m goading you to sell now instead of waiting like a sane person.