He Looks like this...
...and he sounds like this. Deviations will not be tolerated. The following individuals are BARRED from being cast as Darkseid for the remaining half-life of all the hydrogen in the universe;
- Jesse Einsenberg
- Kevin James
- Kanye West
- Justin Beiber
- Really, anyone associated with Adam Sandler. This includes Adam Sandler.
- Peter Dinklage
- Matthew McConaughey
- All of Zack Snyder’s suggestions
- Any child or relative of anyone working at WB corporate (no, this is noooot your chance to get your special snowflake a big break. Pick something else for them)
Fuck this up, and you will not be forgiven. I’ll be watching with a modicum of...restraint.