He Looks like this...

...and he sounds like this. Deviations will not be tolerated. The following individuals are BARRED from being cast as Darkseid for the remaining half-life of all the hydrogen in the universe;

  • Jesse Einsenberg
  • Kevin James
  • Kanye West
  • Justin Beiber
  • Really, anyone associated with Adam Sandler. This includes Adam Sandler.
  • Peter Dinklage
  • Matthew McConaughey
  • All of Zack Snyder’s suggestions
  • Any child or relative of anyone working at WB corporate (no, this is noooot your chance to get your special snowflake a big break. Pick something else for them)

Fuck this up, and you will not be forgiven. I’ll be watching with a modicum of...restraint.