You know what? I’ve finally had it with the six holes face on cars. You know, the one that’s proved to be the standard arrangement for 30 years now. I get that you need to package two headlight areas, two fog areas, a radiator area, and more radiator, with a bumper through the middle, but FFS.

My thanks to Audi and Ford for at least realizing some models need to knock it the fuck off. Not you, Nissan, you’re hurting the cause. That Lexus guy can stay. Maybe.