There’s a lot of American content on here. Some of it I don’t understand. But today I saw a Focus RS.

For example: I know nothing about the Superbowl. Apparently the ads are a huge deal. I think ads are the tool of the devil, I just don’t get it.

I’ve never had to live with snow. I’ve never seen snow. Large parts of America are losing it over the stuff, but we just don’t get it here.

But you never got the Focus RS. And I saw one today! Not one of the new ones (are they out yet?). The previous one, the awesome one. In the right color too. They only come in 3 colors, but this is the best one. I’ll tell you, it goes off in the right light it really does.

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The poor guy stalled it at the lights. In this picture the line of cars ahead of him is gone, he’s not. Probably doesn’t drive it that often, no idea what he was doing in the middle of Melbourne. He struggled.

Also Australians use the c*** word a lot. A lot. To describe mates, assholes, family, pets, children, priests, everyone. Everyone is a c***. Can I even say it here? In ‘Stralian it’s every second word.

Ps. To all the people that came here looking for a kangaroo doing a skid in a VB while drinking a Maloo, I’m sorry. This is only Australian content in that it’s not American content.