For everyone wanting to get their friends/significant others/dead relatives into Oppositelock as authors, you can't. Only your friend/significant other/dead relative/potato can ask for themselves in a pre-established Club Openings thread. If you make a new post on the Oppositelock front page, the Mods will take 100 internet points from you and tell you to go to a Club Openings post anyway.

For shits and giggles, I'll tag this post with Club Openings, so if you or a friend are a member of the unwashed masses and want to join Oppositelock, leave me a reply.