As promised. I'm posting the afternoon session because it's the least embarassing
The day started like this. Left all the instructor commentary in there. Needless to say I had a rough start: clipped the start cone on the first few runs (nerves/looking ahead/being a terrible driver), murdered many cones (2 or 3 per run), and generally sucked.
However, like I said, it was my first autocross. I had never driven a car like this, and that's honestly one of the best things about autocross: it puts you in your place. By the second session I had learned so much about my own driving ability and my car's abilities and got significantly better. Can't wait to go again and keep improving!