So a penguin is driving through the desert when his car starts acting up.

He pulls off the highway and drops the car at a local mechanic. The mechanic tells the penguin it should be a couple hours but he would be back on the road tonight.

The penguin, relieved, walks down the street to a diner.

A few hours later, the penguin waddles back to the mechanic. His car is sitting outside. The mechanic, seeing the penguin, comes out from the shop and announces: "All better. Looks like you just blew a seal!"

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The penguin reaches up and wipes his face then sputters: "Oh, this? No. No. Just some ice cream."

*groans*