A major Chevy dealer sent us a few retired rental Cruze and Traverse models to freshen up the interior with leather. Because they’re rentals. The Traverses smell like family vacations (wet dog, feet, and stale fries) and the Cruzes smell like cheap work cars (stale fries and newsprint).

Were I the kind of person to spend money to troll people who wouldn’t notice until far later, I would get a bunch of badges and swap out Cruze for:

And the Traverse badges for: