If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln


Manual steering and throttle manipulation are #totallylame and #antiquated. Real car enthusiasts would rather #playracingsims in their #googlecar because driving takes so much work. Hell, if you want to steer and brake and all of that stuff, you might as well SHIFT YOUR OWN GEARS! Actually, grandpa just said they used to do that for "fun." What a bunch of old farts! Don't they know that's dangerous and stressful?


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