client: the stairs should go to the rear.
client: the stairs should go in the front.
civil engineer: no they should go to the back.
client: lets have a door out the garage
client: Lets put the stairs to the front
me I’M GUNNA BURN THE MUTHA FUCKIN STAIRS TO THE GROUND
client: lets just keep them where they are.....
the last two lines may not have actually happened.