So one time, when I was working at Walmart with my buddy, about 17 years ago, we were outside on break. We were walking to our cars to hang out and what not. We had to cross an intersection area between Home Depot and Walmart. As we started walking, a Taurus SHO drove by us. We both stopped, my buddy turned to me and said "Hey look, an off Broadway..."
He realized the joke/pun was so bad, he did not even finish it.

So what's the worst car joke/pun you have ever made or heard?