I decided to try a salon near my office instead of driving 45 minutes to the stylist I usually see.

I wanted this

I got this

Believe it or not, I don’t have kids, they don’t play soccer, and I don’t want to speak to the manager. But I do want to go cry and never show my face at work anymore.

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I’m gonna go buy a purple polyester wig to wear for the next 4-6 weeks.