My wife loves German Luxo-Wagons. Her favorite car ever was her Passat - leatherette seats and a sunroof were enough to keep her happy.
I look at Craigslist every day and what do I see on my “under $3500, wagon, has photos” search?
But wait, there’s more - and not just the dead pixels that all E39s seemed to develop around 2007:
Stab wounds heal, right?