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Bad Joke Thursday

A piece of string walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, mate, we don't serve string". So the dejected piece of string goes outside, ties himself in a bow and ruffles up his ends. He heads back in and goes straight the bar. The barman says "Oi, aren't you that string from before?"

The string replies "I'm a frayed knot".

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