A woman boards a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "Ugh! That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
"Is anything the matter?" asks the man seated next to her.
"I should say so!" she replies. "The driver just insulted me!"
"Why, you shouldn't have to take that!" says the man. "You march right up there and tell him off. I'll hold your monkey for you."