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Bad Joke Thursday Part 2: The Shortening!

What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer!

What do you call a blind deer with no legs? Still, no eye deer!

What do you call a castrated, blind, legless deer? Still, No fucking, eyeless deer!


-apparently I have made a mistake, and I wish to correct it with the help of shpuker...

What do you call a blind, legless deer getting it on with a gopher hole? Still, fucking, no eye deer!


Did you hear about the Proton? He heard there was an electron, so he decided to go to the poles and volt!

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