A man is lying in the hospital, with broken bones all over. His friend comes to visit him and asks, "How the heck did you break all your bones??"
So the man answers, "You know how I just moved into that new place on the top floor? Well, I was making breakfast yesterday when I heard someone screaming bloody murder outside. So I run out there, but no."
"What, no crime going on?"
"No, no balcony."
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