Looks like the Musk Alien Dreadnought Gospel Show and Tent Revival is coming to your Fair Capital City.

And, in an Old-Timey Musky Tradition... all the local tax constituencies are being asked to subsidize this rolling fiasco. Even the local school district gets to chip in!

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This is too surreal for words.

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