What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?
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Photo: Stef Schrader (Exhaust via Florida Man)

Here’s your friggin’ tree. It’s a rusty 944 header. Merry whatever. Is it January yet?


I don’t have the time/energy/whatever to do anything else this year, so I put up whatever was in my living room. The Puffalumps are very good, though.

Correction [12/26/19]: I originally attributed the rusty exhaust to Sorry for Party’s 944, but apparently that one broke before I could get it. This exhaust chunk came from Florida Man instead.

Moderator, OppositeLock. Former Staff Writer, Jalopnik. 1984 "Porschelump" 944 race car, 1971 Volkswagen 411 race car, 2010 Mitsubishi Lancer GTS.

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