Handling of an old truck, fuel economy of a tractor and the utility of a coupe. Ban Joops. Especially yellow ones. Forget towing anything at 80 mph, you won’t even be able to run the AC at 80 mph. Comfort? Comfort is for Nazis driving around in their fancy Mercs and BMWs. And we all know how Nazis faired against Joops. They ended up controlling Joop’s parent company and sucking them dry. Ban Joops.

And any parent who drives their kids around in a topless Joop in 108F degree weather should be thrown in prison.