Blessed are the poor in horsepower: for theirs is the quarter-mile.
Blessed are those who break down: for they will be repaired.
Blessed are the normally aspirated: for they will inherit the reliability.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for flat torque curves: for they will be dyno'd.
Blessed are the AWD: for they will be shown traction.
Blessed are the pure in fuel: for they will see MPG.
Blessed are the non-tailgaters: for they will be called children of the highway.
Blessed are those who are persecuted for drivetrain's sake: for theirs is the kingdom of hoon.