Tire transportation machine is back in business. I actually forgot this morning that I was OUT of gas before hopping on the freeway and driving for ~15 minutes or so. Then I casually glanced at my gauges to notice the fuel needle pegged in the E. Thankfully I just exited and found a gas station. Boy would it have been a surprise to randomly stall out if I kept going much further... But anyways, I have successfully transported my tires and proven that it works without being sketchy so far. I just need to test fit them later today as well as reattach my undertray, replace the brake pads, and then do my full tech inspection. TBD if my floor jack even fits under the car. Otherwise I might need to get creative with some ramps or something.