If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Been in Florida for all of 2 hours and already managed to offend someone

Reserved a midsize car for the rental for the week. When I got to the pick up the car, the guy there to give me a car walks me over to the area with the midsize cars and there is a Nissan Sentra. He starts listing my options and when he gets to the Sentra I say not the Nissan. Apparently in a tone that indicated that it wasn’t good enough for me or something. I told him I’d take the Chevy and he says are you sure in sort of a condescending tone. Yes I’m sure, I don’t want the motherfucking Nissan. So I got the Chevy instead. Probably get my thoughts at the end of the week.

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