My brother has acquired for himself a new (to him) Cashcow. This one, parked beside something more interesting.
It goes beep.
Drive too close to a white line? Beep, beep.
Indicate when someone is behind you and to one side? Beep, beep.
Get within about a metre of something in traffic, or when parking, or squeezing close enough to a toll station to be able to pay? Beep, beep.
Get closer? Beep, beep, beeeeeeeeeep
Drive off before everyone has their belt on? Beep, beep.
If it were mine I’d have taken a blunt object to whatever creates the beep, beep.