No, I haven’t started drinking again.

I have to work the beer stand at today’s game to raise money for the marching band. You may be shocked to hear this, but our loudest, complainingest, pain in the ass band parents are the ones who won’t ever get off their asses tofundraise.  The beer stand is a shitty assignment because at the football games we get lots of bad fake IDs we have to watch out for, and really drunk people (thanks tailgate) who want to be overserved.  But we make a lot of money for the band kids.  I am taking the Vespa because event traffic sucks, and I want to park as close as I can.


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