What do we know so far?

  • Their primary vehicle is USDM, orphaned GM product, has an intact rear window, is 2WD, has 4 doors, has a trunk, and an automatic transmission.
  • Their secondary vehicle is also from the Big 2.5
  • They like cars from most parts of the world
  • They don’t think you should dragon a Celica.
  • Lives in a state that does not have any Tesla dealerships.
  • Are 25-50% likely to squee at the sight of a Ford GT
  • They are not Gamecat, Dwhite, Snuze, Bandit, Nibby, ZeonTestPilot, trickjos, or Dukie
  • They are not Canadian
  • They used to own a subcompact car
  • They have never owned a Chrysler
  • They do not drink Busch Light because they have standards.
  • They have never participated in Secret Senna
  • They did not write the article about the Celica, the Grand Cherokee, and the E46 in which the author made us think they were actually girls.

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If you guys can think of anyone they are clearly not based on the evidence then let me know and I’ll add them to our list of is nots.