I’ve been in my new shop for 3 weeks. Today one of my colleagues was like, hey I’m thinking about buying a new car!

Naturally, I’m interested so I ask what type. “A Range Rover Evoque”

“Ok...those are nice” I said.

And then? “And I’m thinking of getting it wrapped matte black”

Illustration for article titled Being the Office Car Guy

Like... If it were a family member or friend, I’d laugh in their face


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