Best eBay ad copy I've seen in a while...

“This car would make a great daily driver with little work. However, it is a 37 year old Alfa Romeo.”
Sure, buddy. That’s right up there with
“This guy would make a great employee. However, he is an active heroin addict with $100,000 in gambling debts to the Mob”
or
“This house would be great for a new family to move right into, as soon as you take care of the termites, the mold and the radon problems”

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