“What you want, what you need, is a Jeep. Not a new one that’s reliable and was designed in the last 5 years using finite element analysis and strict adherence to modern offset crash and rollover standards. *yawn* You’d never find it in the parking lot with all of the other ones anyway. You want one that has style, personality and has a commuting status that’s more akin to accepting a dare than it is an assured transit experience. My friend, do I have a scorchin’ hot deal for you. Read on if you think you’re daring enough.”