Tomorrow I turn 18 years old (I still don’t know what Cinco de Mayo celebrates), and what do I get for my birthday? An AP Calculus test. Joy of joys. Send me your energy so I can spirit bomb the crap out of this test. I guess I’ll be able to vote? What else can I do at 18?

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Also, it was really hot today. When I first got in the car it read 90 degrees. That’s way too hot for northeastern New York in early May. My body is not ready for that.

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