From the usually accurate PopBitch (sources obviously anonymous). Bit of swearing below.
“Jeremy Clarkson’s temper tantrums were so frequent at Top Gear, claim some production staff, that they developed a code for his moods.
If things ever reached a ‘CC4’(‘Cunt Com Four’) then you’d know not to approach him under any circumstance – even if it was urgent.
Given that he punched a man over a bad dinner order, we can only imagine how Clarkson would place on the Cunt Com scale if he ever found out
that irked crew members had taken to pissing in the water pistol that he used to spray himself down with to keep cool when filming in the southern states of America”