If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Bite my ass

thing that bit my ass: OK!

I dont know what it was bit it got me 3 or 4 times. Its definitely not a mosquito but its still itchy as hell. Iā€™m guessing maybe a spider? It had to have been in my bed and i probably rolled back and forth over it a couple times. Have a car that is completely irrelevant to the rest of the story.


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